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Superimportant 

Something that appears to be of great signficance to someone who is heavily inebriated, but which is in fact of no consequence whatsoever.
Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender!!!! Give me drink!!! I dropped my last one on the floor!!!"

Bartender: "No. You've had enough to drink already."

Drunk: "Oaaaaaaa f**king bitch!!!!"

(...5 minutes later...)

Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender! Give me drink! Its SUPERIMPORTANT!!!!!"
Superimportant by quonerkz January 7, 2010
Flowers on the beach, usually obscured by other things.
That photograph is an excellent example of the traditional medium of "superkort."
superkort by Miss Jam Mouth April 22, 2006

superstore 

The most re-watchable show on netflix, which they still need to add season 6 too
Superstore is a good show on netflix
superstore by tater tot November 14, 2021

Superspreader 

A gymnastic girlfriend.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Steve? He dating that gymnast from UCLA.
Guy 2: Reallym. I'm jealous. How did he get a Superspreader??
Superspreader by TheFlashSimiValley November 24, 2020

superbpork 

superbpork the greatest super hero. Also known as souperbeepork she is so awesome and loves porkbelly. Funny person
Superbpork is a great individual. attractive and funny people watch superbpork

Superstore 

The shittiest store to ever work in, all they have are stoners and coke addicts working there. No cameras so it's real easy to steal shit from there. They enforce no work ethic, and don't give training to new workers. Probably the least organized company ever.
Guy I actually got fired from Superstore.
Superstore by iamsex September 9, 2006