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Superstar Dick 

It's when you find someone only decently attractive but because they're famous they're really hot, and you want to hook up with them. Like Adam Sandler. Or that fat guy with the mustache from 'N Sync.
Maddy: Dude, you should totally hook up with the star quarterback.

Jenna: Why? He isn't even cute.

Maddy: SUPERSTAR DICK.
Superstar Dick by megyqc December 16, 2011

super soak dat hoe 

when you ejaculate all over a female so she becomes super soaked in your semen.
Yesterday I decided to super soak dat hoe so much, her eyes were stuck shut.
super soak dat hoe by Brittany Marie December 16, 2007

super soak dat ho 

To ejaculate directly on or all over a female.
Katie, "Mikel, did you super soak dat ho last night when you hooked up?"

Mikel, "Fo sho! She was drippin wet from my love juice."
super soak dat ho by Katie Mikel October 30, 2007

super soak dat hoe 

when a male is sperminatimg on a female
Dude last night i super soak dat hoe all night long.

St. Cloud Supersoaker 

The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.
"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."

Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochie 

Damn she got that supersoaker 3000 gorilla grip coochie