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Superpwnage 

Used primarily during online gaming, This is the definition for a key moment in the session when either you or somebody else is top of the scoreboard and virtually untouchable whilst potentially achieving 'kills' or 'frags' the likes of which you or somebody else has never before displayed.
'I threw a grenade whilst jumping through the air off a balcony, the guy killed me just as I threw it but bounced off the wall behind him and exploded literally as the rest of his team were coming to assist him, one of my own team mates who witnessed this yelled "Superpwnage!" over his microphone!'
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Superpontoon 

when you play pontoon/blackjack and more than one person has pontoon and one of the people really wants to win so they come up with superpontoon to claim victory
Chris: pontoon
David: I have pontoon aswell
James: I have pontoon also
Caroline (chris + james mum): But Chris has superpontoon
David: Fuck this im gna go batter some germans
Superpontoon by superpontoonfan January 11, 2008

SuperPenis  

Some people can do many things with hes penis we call that SuperPenis
1.Look mom i got a SuperPenis i can use it as rope!

SuperPenis by MigueI December 3, 2007

SuperPunch 

Long time rival of NinjaKick. Punches over buses and chases the Spam Mobile.
Superpunch and NinjaKick were fighting on the Spam Mobile when SuperPunch punched it over.
SuperPunch by Jai Blair November 29, 2003

Superpon 

The state of being high that no mortal man has yet achieved.
To get there you have to do something so amazing with that spliff that nothing in the world even matters apart from you and your spliff.

at this point, when i occurs, everyone there must in unison sing " excuse me while i light my spliff" for a full superpon moment to be achieved.
Dan - u ok man?
Felly - yeah im cool, just getting high man
Dan - cool, just let me know if u get superpon and il start the chant.
Felly - coool man thanks, il letcha know
Superpon by Felly_BWOI March 15, 2009

Superpunch 

One crazy ass mofo foo' who shut yo mouth.
Hey look it's superpunch, he's fighting ninjakick and fucking yo shut yo mouth.
Superpunch by ChronoNuriko November 29, 2003

Superpansexual 

Sexual or romantic attraction to people regardless of gender and age
Person 1: "I am superpansexual!"
Person 2: "So you like children?"
Superpansexual by Anonymous82927274 November 25, 2022