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superfinger 

Also defined under super finger
A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older "middle finger" with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.

Also prounounced "Su-fi" (su-f-eye)
To create the superfinger hold both your ring and middle finger up as opposed to the old finger in which you hold only your middle finger up.

Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."

The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.

In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:

"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." This is a paraphrase.

Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:

"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."
When I get cut off while driving, I give the ass a su-fi.

I respect Dane cook as a comedian, when I see him I give him the su-fi.
superfinger by Crungemaster September 14, 2004

superfine 

a level of fine on par with a superhero's strength -- infinitely attractive
she's not just a hot broad, she's superfine!
superfine by warren B February 27, 2002

superfine 

Adjective used by musician Walter Becker (of Steely Dan fame). Usually along with ultradank.
"This tape will be superfine, ultradank and most excellent for my purposes."
superfine by Since 1845 May 11, 2006

Superfink 

A superfink is an act, performed by one friend, on another, which can include everything from not showing up to a party after promising to do so, to stealing a friend's girlfriend.
Stan: Yo man, what the hell happened to Sam? He looks like hell and I've never seen him drink that much.

Raj: Oh, didn't you hear? Sal pulled a superfink on him. Put the moves on Gretchen last week... Successfully.

Stan: Wow, Sal's a real piece of shit, and Gretchen's a whore.
Superfink by Don's Johnson August 8, 2012

superfiredmorrisseyweirdo 

An individual who is constantly threatened with termination by his or her employer for strange and unwanted references to Morrissey and his music.
What happened to Heather?

Oh, Marco got rid of that superfiredmorrisseyweirdo once and for all. We don't have to put up with her depressing lyrical references or worship of the Pope of Mope any longer.

supervine 

A strange phenomenon in which masses of unintelligent people flock to a particular location to participate in a "Vine" on a large scale. What makes this such an interesting phenomenon is the they are sheeping to certain indiviuals who are what are considered "Paris Hiltons" aka not known for doing anything of any real value for the world, rather just being famousfor being famous.
Jerome Jarre: "Hello everyone, I will be doing a supervine in central park this Saturday with Curtis Lepore, Jessi Smiles and Marcus Johns!"

Audience: "Oh i'll go there and be in the vine and get famous!"
supervine by Willeatforfood October 6, 2013