11 definitions by Don's Johnson
To compare penis length and girth, in a public or semi-public setting, using a tabletop as the display area.
by Don's Johnson March 2, 2012
A sex act, wherein one hand is inserted into both the anus, and vagina, and contact between the hands is made through the membranes separating the two tracts. Also known as a 'DP High-5'.
Aaron: Dude, you go out with that chick last night?
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.
by Don's Johnson November 29, 2017
SFB (Settle For Black): When a large white women reaches a certain age, viable white mates all but vanish, but there's always the option to 'settle for black'.
Damn, Heather's like she's put on a few. Another few years of that kind of diet, and she'll have to SFB.
by Don's Johnson February 29, 2012
I asked Dave if he wanted a flame kiss earring. He shrugged and agreed, so I burned him with my bic.
by Don's Johnson March 12, 2021
A superfink is an act, performed by one friend, on another, which can include everything from not showing up to a party after promising to do so, to stealing a friend's girlfriend.
Stan: Yo man, what the hell happened to Sam? He looks like hell and I've never seen him drink that much.
Raj: Oh, didn't you hear? Sal pulled a superfink on him. Put the moves on Gretchen last week... Successfully.
Stan: Wow, Sal's a real piece of shit, and Gretchen's a whore.
Raj: Oh, didn't you hear? Sal pulled a superfink on him. Put the moves on Gretchen last week... Successfully.
Stan: Wow, Sal's a real piece of shit, and Gretchen's a whore.
by Don's Johnson August 9, 2012
A male-only auto-erotic sexual act wherein an individual laying on his back urinates in an arc, directly into his own mouth. Not to be confused with a Partial Rainbow, in which the individual need only hit anywhere within the facial region.
Ben: I was home watching Orange is The New Black last night when I got bored and did a perfect rainbow. Didn't spill a drop.
Jose: Damn man, you're sick in the head.
Jose: Damn man, you're sick in the head.
by Don's Johnson October 26, 2017
adjective: describing a situation, object, or social trend that is highly illustrative or emblematic of social decline - as in the kind that takes place after the best years of a civilization have passed.
Jason: Did you see the green-haired girl scaling the side of the office building yesterday?
Jason 2: Yeah, she was trying to break back into the office after getting fired to get her giraffe stickers
Jason 3: I thought she was in the hospital with a food allergy or something
Jason 2: Yeah, I guess not
Jason: Damn bro... That's so post-peak
Jason 2: Yeah, she was trying to break back into the office after getting fired to get her giraffe stickers
Jason 3: I thought she was in the hospital with a food allergy or something
Jason 2: Yeah, I guess not
Jason: Damn bro... That's so post-peak
by Don's Johnson March 31, 2023