Sunglasses

Something that a lot of people brought because people made the sun to sell more glasses

Only if the sun wasn't made, I would have to wear these sunglasses

by Turtlefly11 April 10, 2021

Sunglasses

1. You either have no bitches

2. Or your crush rejected you
Dude step up your game

Hey look Nick is wearing sunglasses what a failure.

by dinos716288 May 23, 2022

Sunglass thief

Anyone named mike is the definition of a sunglass thief.

Theres a sunglass thief named mike stealing sunglasses

by Theguardians June 7, 2023

David Caruso sunglasses

The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.

Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, two of the condoms are rolled back, as if just taken out of the package. Then, an individual places them on their eyes, as if wearing a monocle.

Dude, we went all night long. After, I told her to put her Peruvian Sunglasses on.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, 2 used condoms are rolled back into themselves and an individual places them upon their eyes, as if were wearing a monocle.

Dude, we went all night, and after I told her to put her Peruvian sunglasses on.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Dirty Sunglasses

Dirty sunglasses is when you and your girl get insanly high on shrooms or weed. Then have sex. The guy cums deep inside her . Then she sits on his face and rubs his cum on his eyelids with her vagina.

Bro, my girl and I got way too high and fucked. Afterwards we tried to 69 and she ended up giving a pair of Dirty Sunglasses

by Mcpimpin127 November 30, 2018