Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

swagasmic 

The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.

Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.

Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag

swagasmic by JimboWales January 6, 2012

Fungasmic 

1 So fun it's orgasmic

2 something that causes a Fungasm

3 something So batshit awesome the seismic waves sent out by your reactional climax starts earthquakes in Manchuria, killing thousands and precipitating the 3rd world war. Shunned by your friends and rejected by your children, you fall into a deep depression, eventually committing suicide at the tender age of 35.

A: That party was crazy!

B: No s**t man, it was f**king Fungasmic!

C: Hey guys, did you hear what just happened in Manchuria?

Fungasmic by Bu2 January 12, 2011

Suntastic 

an event, day or weekend that is both fantastic and full of sunshine.

I am looking forward to a suntastic weekend.

Suntastic by leshen25 January 22, 2011

Sungasm 

The orgasmic feeling of beautiful sunrays hitting your skin and comfortably being taken in and making your feel warm all over. Forgetting all stress for at least a couple of seconds due to the warmth of the sun - feeling connected to nature and the universe.

The sun broke through the clouds for the first time after winter and the first time during spring and i got a 'sungasm'.

Sungasm by Constriktor March 28, 2010

Songasmic 

Adjective describing a tune that's so catchy, it's almost like you're having an orgasm just listening to it.

Jack: "Hey, listen to this AWESOME new song"
Jane: "hmm.. ok"
Song ensues, solo is reached...
Jane: "ZOMG, this is songasmic!!"

Songasmic by MHSM April 16, 2010

Sargasmic Procrasturbation 

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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Sargasmic Procrasturbation by el whispering eye October 18, 2010