by The boonigan man September 17, 2017
When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
by FudgePackerTodd October 14, 2010
A suicide jerk is when you call your parents and ask them to come to your room and you try to finish jerking off before they walk in.
by Loudnclear3510 June 1, 2019
When masturbating, right before blowing your load, call your sister/brother (nigga you gay?), cousin, nephew etc. and try and finish before they enter the room.
"Yo bro my sister ended up fucking me after I did the Alabama Suicide jerk, so much for a weekend of fun"
by theboi669 April 19, 2019
When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.
by EynonC December 22, 2019
Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?
Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!
Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!
by DaRacoon March 12, 2020
When calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. As you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. For those who are participating in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some sexual action.
As I told the operator my sob story, I came closer and closer to cumming, all while telling her about how I wanted to kill myself. The suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.
by tyreethus_mento September 13, 2017