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When masturbating, right before blowing your load, call your sister/brother (nigga you gay?), cousin, nephew etc. and try and finish before they enter the room.
"Yo bro my sister ended up fucking me after I did the Alabama Suicide jerk, so much for a weekend of fun"
by theboi669 April 19, 2019
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