Skip to main content

socksucker 

a way to say cocksucker around younger people.
While your child is in the room and you want to call your woman a cocksucker: Hey, why do you have to be such a socksucker?
socksucker by hi5000 August 15, 2011

suckdicker 

The same thing as a dicksucker. Somebody who sucks on a dick. This word originated in 2001 on the campus of The University of Dayton in Ohio. An international student went off upon seeing that his chicken pot pie had been eaten, and he attacked the guilty party with a barrage of curse words. He managed to say just about every insult in the English language, and he even invented a new one: suckdicker. This word is much funnier if you can get an international student to say it in a fit of rage.
Mickey: "Who eat pot pie was mine!"
Scotty: "I ate it man I was hungry."
Mickey: "Scott, you faggot, mother of a fucker, bitch, asshole, shit, pussy, damnit Scott."
Scotty: "Fuck off loser."
Mickey: "You are a fuck, faggot fucker, son of bitch, suckdicker!"
Scotty:(walking out the door) "blow me asshole."
suckdicker by John Planet October 14, 2008

bearded clam schucker 

vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia
I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!
bearded clam schucker by Leifster October 10, 2008

suckfucker 

A person who both sucks and is a fucker in equal measure.
The guy who cut me off in traffic is a suckfucker.
suckfucker by Jesse Petersen February 1, 2008

sockcucker 

Anyone who uses spoonerisms so that they don't have to swear in public. (a spoonerism is the switching of initial consanant sounds in a sentence.)
"I got to feel her tiant gits" said the sockcucker.
sockcucker by quamp July 21, 2003

Supfucker 

When Josh walked in the house Jonathan said, supfucker.
Supfucker by eeyore357 August 28, 2008