suckfest

suckfest, n.

A place, idea, or state of being that completely and utterly sucks.

This class is a total suckfest

by WhoGivesAShit May 24, 2005

suckfest

When a group of 3 or more people, mainly just those of the male sex engage in sexual acts involving sucking and regurgitating of seamen. Also can be used as a word that is yelled when a teacher leaves the classroom, usually by a black kid.

Teacher:"looks like we have exams today, we're all going to be in here for 3 hours today."
Doug:"Looks like it's time for a suckfest!"

by Patrick James February 10, 2008

Suckfest

An alias for Lifetime Movie Network

Last night, I watched the best John Stamos movie on Suckfest!

by wittbelle October 10, 2011

Suckfest

A festival of sucking (oral sex) no one is quite sure how many or what type of people constitute a suckfest, the only sure thing we know is that it involves much confusion.

Oh man...I was f-ed up last night. I drank a handle of warm Mr. Boston gin and had a suckfest in the laundromat with a couple of homeless people.

by Steve Jordan May 15, 2006

Suckfest

Used to describe a "carnival of suckage." Can be used positively or negatively.

Man, my job is so boring it's like a suckfest!!
OR:
I had a huge suckfest with yo mama last night for only fifty cents!!

by Kyle November 2, 2003

Suckfest

Place in which massive amounts of adult beverages are consumed and various adult activities take place in seclusion from outsiders. Usually filled with varied male occupants who represent hiphop to the fullest.

"Yo fellas, I'm heading to the suckfest!"

by Stu Gotti August 12, 2007

total suckfest

An event that didn't live up to it's expectations, or had little or no expectations and still dissapointed.

"Damn, that party was no where near my initial expectations.."
"Uh-huh. Total suckfest"
"You read my thoughts homey. Lets party."

by slimjimspotatoesandcrips March 8, 2005