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suckerface 

A term extremely rarely used, spoken in place of a derogatory term when attempting to insult another person. It was invented by a woman who tends to brap at inappropriate times, and cannot pronounce words containing the letters ‘de’. She claims the term is widely used, though research has strictly proven otherwise. Surprisingly, the inventor is much older than 4-6 years of age, which is the typical range for which this word would be used, if at all. Also, this is the only age group that can use the term without sounding absolutely ridiculous.
Leave lin-duh-sey alone!! Every single person in the media is a suckerface.
suckerface by alexis.r October 10, 2008
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Suckerfart 

A person able to suck air into their bum and releasing it.

Can also be done with talcum powder.
Chris did a massive suckerfart which knocked everyone out dead.
Suckerfart by Jogn boy February 26, 2011

Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.
My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery
Dick suckery by Jay and dog February 14, 2017

suckerfish

suckerfish. noun; a person of varying misfortune. incorporated into a greeting: whats up suckerfish? the lowest of the low, a scum sucker. bottom of the barrel. also see; bottom feeder.
suckerfish; the way dood always macked on his homies girls indicated he was a true sucker fish.
suckerfish by clive xavier August 25, 2004

dick-suckery fa-sho

A supreme complement given to someone for a job well done.
That girl just gave the best Blow J I have every had! It was Dick-suckery fa-sho!

After a speedy pizza delivery, you write on the online survey that your service was, dick-suckery fa-sho!
dick-suckery fa-sho by MODhouse March 29, 2009
When a situation is really bad and pretty much beyond your control. The state of something sucking.
I was in an accident today. That is pure suckery.

Following a strict diet and killing yourself at the gym 5 days a week for 5 weeks and not losing much weight. That is pure suckery.

suckery by akaggie August 18, 2006

Suckerfucked 

when you get suckered into doing something for someone else and get fucked in the process.
"Dude, I got suckerfucked by sean."
Suckerfucked by Tai Dozier January 6, 2012