1) to come up empty in an attempt to achieve. 2) a command to 'get lost' or to 'buzz off'. often used in the form 'go suck eggs.'
1) Jimmy applied to law school, but after a dismal score on the entrance exam he realized he was going to suck eggs. 2) Johnny asked Alesa to the prom, but after that stupid prank he pulled at the homecoming dance, she told him to go suck eggs.
by John W Phillips August 31, 2006
by Marcus Dailey November 4, 2006
Typically used to replace “fuck off” and especially effective when showing your ring finger and middle finger together.
by Dank Dyl December 2, 2017
by OLLY-A January 2, 2018
by serivers May 2, 2011
meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head
by arat dna ynnej December 27, 2005
Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.
"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"
by Douglas Baker July 15, 2005