Why are you looking up the meaning of sucking an egg, you disappointment.
Little Johnny: Suck an egg buddy boy.
Carl: *Sucks an egg*
KFC Colonel: *dies*
by Cow Utter March 15, 2018
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Something you say to someone when you want them to go away ; another way of saying shut up
Bob: Where the hell is my chair!!
Larry: Juan did it
Bob: SUCK AN EGG
by Hot mama Hershey April 27, 2018
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A nicer way used to express emotion to get off your egg.
Cock: My egg is warm

Farmer: Gimme dat egg

Cock: SUCK AN EGG
by Traffic Stopper September 9, 2017
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a nice way to tell someone to go soak your head, go shed some skin, get lost, get bent, and well, you know what I mean.
Scalper: I got U2 tickets at $800 - $900 a pop!

Curt: Go suck an egg!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 14, 2008
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Phrase finder suggests that the saying originates from the dictionary definition of the term "suck-egg" which refers to:

- An animal that is reputed to suck eggs, e.g. a weasel; figuratively. an avaricious person.

It is also considered to be a dismissive insult similar to the term fuck off but is less abrasive.

TL;DR

It's a less-abrasive dismissive insult intended to be directed at someone who is being greedy.
Carl:(eating a tub of pudding)
Jane:...(saving two snack packs of pudding)
Carl: "Can I have some of your pudding?"(still eating his pudding)
Jane: "Go suck an egg."
by synonys March 12, 2019
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1)to have someone suck on your genitalia preferably said by men to women during sex or various arguments.

2)a phrase used as a step in for "fuck you" usually used as a sign to show others you are pissed.

3) a general phrase used for any conversation for any reason no matter the time, place, activity or social group


1) dude 1-"yeah man while we were doing it she just totally went down on me".
dude 2-" did she suck your eggs too"?
dude 1-" yeah man, you should get your girl to do it".

2)dude 1-"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
dude 2-"Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
dude 1-"yo mama so stupid that...um...uh".
dude 2-"yo mama so ugly she made my pit bull cry".
dude 1-" man you can just go ahead and suck my eggs bitch".

3)has been used on Sponge Bob, Billy and Mandy, and 3 others i cant remember
by I.C.U. February 8, 2009
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