3 definitions by Cow Utter

Lettuce Man

The 98th man to die in Infinity wars. Some also say he's the best superhero to exist. Some of those people, aren't wrong.

Jimmy Jone: Wow, I just got saved by Lettuce Man, this is so cool.
Big Joe: That's really cool. I'm so glad you're my slave.

by Cow Utter May 3, 2018

Jugnutter

Strange indivuals who'd rather store their nut in a jug for later "use", than clean it then and there.

Big Tony: I've recently acquired a strange hobby.
Psychiatrist: What is it?
Big Tony: I'm a Jugnutter.
Psychiatrist: Get out.

by Cow Utter January 10, 2019

Suck an egg

Why are you looking up the meaning of sucking an egg, you disappointment.

Little Johnny: Suck an egg buddy boy.
Carl: *Sucks an egg*
KFC Colonel: *dies*

by Cow Utter March 15, 2018