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subteranean homesick jews

A jewish person who is homesick, alsom hymes with subteranean homesick blues by bob dylan
Taylor: "nates acting like all the other subteranean homesick jews"
Alex: "....."

subterraneous 

"Anybody can be Subterraneous. No credit checks, no applications, no membership fees… If You support Hip Hop, You are Subterraneous."-OMA
Subterraneous is a movement, we call it subterraneous cause we don't even believe in the underground no more. That's just as shady....

subterraneous by KritiKal November 28, 2002

Subterranean Make Out 

The subterranean make out constitutes approximately 90% of college make outs, usually synonymous with dance floor make outs- however to qualify as a subterranean make out the tonsil hockey session must take place beneath ground level. e.g. basement dance party, subways, storm shelter, nuclear fall out shelter, crater/canyon, in-ground pool, submarines, wells, etc.
Get real it was just a Subterranean Make Out.

subteranean jizzbomb 

A special move/superpower employed rarely by the jizzbomber in which an enemy is fended off by ejaculating in his/her Jimmy John's sub.
My friend pissed off the jizzbomber and was pleasantly surprised when he received extra special sauce on his JJ slim sub sandwich. He was unaware of the effect of a subteranean jizzbomb on his psyche.

Subterranean Antimatter Missile Conveyor 

The SAMC-5215 is an underground antimatter-held facility used to fire antimatter missiles into space. This facility is located at least five hundred meters below ground and is very far away from civilization, this is used as a percaution because antimatter is very dangerous. The underground facility produces this antimatter to fire missiles at asteroids visible in the exosphere. When the AIR (AntImatteR) "Coercion" SAM Missiles are released, it will be navigated by a sattellite.
SAMC-5215 will possibly never be made. Antimatter is already to dangerous. So, why make it destroy the world internally?

Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.
That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.