surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.

Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.

surfer honk by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021

end my suffering 

what you say when you hear a jacob sartorious song

"hey listen to this"
"OH JESUS THE PAIN! END MY SUFFERING!"

end my suffering by Marsquakes August 1, 2016

Lemon Surfer 

1. A West Coast person (usually a Californian) that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

2. Surfers who aren't very smart.

Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!

Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!

Lemon Surfer by Cheeks1128 February 3, 2010

skin surfer

A chronic maturbator.

You might want to avoid shaking hands with Billy Bob-- that guy's a skin surfer.

skin surfer by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

suffermore year 

the second year of college when you lose direction of your life and never want to come out of your apartment and just stay in pajamas all day; the year you learn more about yourself after being jaded about college because freshman year is over and it's time to get serious

Ashley: How's your sophomore year going so far?
Elaine: Ehh you mean suffermore year? I'm kind of slumping...

suffermore year by EofJAEpalace October 28, 2013

Suffer like G did 

To be put through an unbearable amount of strife.

Source: One of the most famous lines from the Sega Dreamcast game "The House of the Dead 2." Uttered by a flying gargoyle thing, but oddly posed as a question; "G" is your fellow agent who was (presumably) killed.

Friend: "Hey man, how's it going?"
Me: "I tell you what, I'm suffering like G did."

Hero: (Pointing gun at enemy) "Suffer like G did!"

George W Bush: "I promise you that the terrorists will suffer like G did."

Suffer like G did by Logan S. Spamworthy June 22, 2005