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stuchle fucker 

A sexual deviant that often has sex with a freak that doesn't care where he sticks his dick as long as it is a hole (the stuchle). The stucle fucker, stuchle, and a third freak (often a 400 lb women or a tranny) will have three somes while the stuchle fucker is passed out or drunk.
stuchle: You want to take shots of Jim Beam and have sex with the coke dealing she-male downstairs?

guy: What do you think I am? A stuchle fucker?
stuchle fucker by TheGoldenDancer February 15, 2010
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stuckleroo 

Pass the stuckleroo so I can take a hit.
stuckleroo by von strudelburg August 27, 2013

Stuchebag 

A combination of the words: Stupid and Douchebag. A more efficient way to call someone really stupid who is also acting like a douchebag at the same time. While it may seem redundant, Stuchebag is used when "douchebag" alone does not convey the level of douchebaggery going on.

The act of being a stuchebag is: Stuchebaggery. As in: the amount of stuchebaggery being displayed by that kid is astounding. Somebody should punch him in his pussy.
Did you see what Jared did at the company picnic? He was not only completely shitfaced and making a fool of himself in front of the little kids trying eat their lunch.... but he was hitting on the CEO's wife while the CEO was standing there. What a complete stuchebag!
Stuchebag by JeffB69 April 20, 2013

Stuckless 

Stuckless: A family name originating from Newfoundland, Canada. Members of said name are successful businessperson and possess an inherent ability to judge business transactions acurately.
Johnny Stuckless is a great accountant.
Stuckless by sterdeus December 15, 2008

stuchelling 

Taking an exorbitant amount time on a very simple task.
Ryan stop stuchelling and pack up your shit!slowdeeznuts

A Stuche Bag 

An over-confident wannabe frat daddy who has a way with the ladies but is liked sparingly by other males.
"Hey Hartson, should we be nice and invite your brother to come to the party?" Hartson replies "Fuck no, my brother's a stuche bag." Everyone replies "Hahaha, what the fuck were we thinking, thank god you reminded us."
A Stuche Bag by John Grady W. November 7, 2011

stuckles 

The act of when in a game, your game itself commits lag or falls back from the timing of other peoples game thus making it look like you are running in place or moving in ways that you yourself are not. This effect usually ends up with a disconnect from a server or game.
cant move, im lagging out, fucking stuckles
stuckles by jesushimselfnotu January 20, 2009