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SUPER DELICIOUSNESS IN A PLASTIC WRAP!!!!!!!! YOU PEEL OFF THE UNEDIBLE AND UNINTERESTING WRAPPER THEN YOU CAN PROCEED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE STICK OF CHEESE'S EXTREMELY INTERESTING STRINGY QUALITY. YOU CAN PEEL IT APART LIKE STRINGS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!? HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH AN OBJECT THAT IS BOTH FUN AND UBER DELICIOUS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 1: hey man just got back from the grocery store. here's your string cheese
Person 2: GIMME GIMME GIMMMMMMME IT NOWWWW
by hoagly January 15, 2011
 
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First of All:

Anyone else sick of these random shitty retarded sex terms for everyday definitions? See the definition by J.D.

Anyways, string cheese is one of the best kind of cheeses out there, very fun to eat, peel it apart into little strings and swallow whole, and it doesn't even have an odor at all.
String cheese is my kind of cheese!

White, clean, non-stick, stringy, non-stinky, pull-apart mozzarella goodness

Does not fill you up or satisfy any hunger
by Ranger Elite March 05, 2006
 
3.
Cheesy vaginal residue left on the string portion of a woman's string thong.
Aw man, look at all that string cheese on your thong!
by Robina Rocks! December 21, 2006
 
4.
a dairy product.
also a term for something/somebody you love a lot/are obsessed with.
I LOVE STRING CHEESE!

huh?

I LOVE SAMMY! DUH! (:
by Nayan Mandan2 November 06, 2009
 
5.
The stringy white cottage cheese discharge the secretes from a mans penis when he has contracted a yeast infection. Usually through intercourse with a woman that has a yeast infection.
Jack got string cheese after bangin some nasty ass stripper...bitch be hate'n life
by Dave N'Busta May 23, 2010
 
6.
The result of a man with a cheesy penile stench having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating and pulling out only to find out he has a string dangling from his cock.
After I earned my red wings last night I shoved my smelly cock in Jen, poked her tampon for a few minutes, and came out with string cheese.
by Steelersfanps November 08, 2010
 
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nah u got it all wrong. pollio string cheese, the funnest cheese to eat.
its fun weeee
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by your moms hot August 12, 2004