13 definitions by Ranger Elite

blowhard

As mentioned in another definition, a very braggy and pretentious person, overly prideful and arrogant. See egotist.

Also could be an insult to anyone; the definition of this other insult is totally unrelated to boasting or bragging. We all know what blow means.

You blowhard!

You blow hard!

by Ranger Elite March 9, 2006

scrambled eggs

Pussy that has been tampered with too much.

See turkey, loose as a goose, paris hilton

Hey, don't hook up with Crystal, shes scrambled eggs

by Ranger Elite March 14, 2006

warm beer

-Piss.

or

-Beer that is served the way it shouldn't (Cold).

Either one is disgusting and supposedly tastes bad going down.

See Cold One for the 2nd definition

Lolololol suzie sed she wus thirsty soo i gav her a w4rm beer!

Man, I got served a warm beer after work, that ain't right.

by Ranger Elite March 11, 2006

command

Any typed message in the scroll down console screen for any fps game that warrants a response of some sort from the game.

These commands can also be binded to the keyboard for ease of use and speed so as to not type the command again in console.

Counter-Strike: Commands at work

Round 1

-T rushes-

-T sees Ct at spawn-

-T shoots at Ct-

-Player of Ct press k bound to "kill"-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: wtf

Round 2

-T rushes spawn-

-T shoots at Ct-

-Player of Ct press k again-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: omfg

Round 3

-T buys awp-

-Player of Ct press k again-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: WTF GAY NOOB

by Ranger Elite March 7, 2006

overdefinition

Too much info for a definition that no one will waste time to read the whole damn thing.

THE FOLLOWING IS NOT INTENDED TO SLANDER BUT TO SHOW EXAMPLES OF OVERDEFINITIONS

see "south korea" definition by Je-Won

see "communism" definition by hard rain

see "america" definition by Sarah

see "mp3" definition by JonMaker

Nobody likes to spend an hour reading about the entire history of the US or South Korea squeezed into one post = An overdefinition.

by Ranger Elite December 13, 2005

bich

An alternative way to say bitch in online games that censor swearing, such as in gunz and maplestory

In Gunz The Duel > Server1 > Lobby > Expert Channnel 1:

Snowyger: bitch
*gets censored*
Please do not use vulgar or profane language.
-ellbound: well dumbass, forgot that youd get censored huh bich?

by Ranger Elite December 30, 2005

cartridge

Term which refers to the old game cartridges that were used by the NES and the cartridges that were used by SNES. These NES cartridges were infamous for getting so very dusty and unclean that your warm, moist, stinky breath had to be applied at the opening of said cartridge (See Nintendo Blow) to even get them to work at all! SNES cartridges were not AS bad but STILL suffered the same problems = same "solution" to NES cartridges being dusty.

After throughly "breathing" on these cartridges, and after a relatively short period of time, the game that would be using the cartridge would freeze up as the moisture ran out, and the TV which would be hooked up to your game will look psychedelic in 16 bit blocks.

For an idea of what these cartridges look like, look to your left. Occasionally there will be an ad for Busted Tees next to this definition and it will have a girl wearing a demin skirt and a green shirt saying Blow Me with a pic of a side view of a NES cartridge.

1996 (NES)- "My Cobra Command cartridge is acting up again!" Argh *Huff Huff*

1998 (SNES)- "Donkey Kong Country isn't working again..."

1999 (SNES)- "Yoshi's Island is always working as usual ;D"

2000 (???) - "Screw this crap im gonna go play playstation"

by Ranger Elite March 9, 2006