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when you haven't touched a girl in so long(or ever) your penis is confused when the opportunity arises; you eventually end up jizzing in your pants and wasting the night, being shunned for the rest of your life
man, that kid was gonna get some until he pulled the stricko; now that bitch won't even look at him.
by frank rizzo February 25, 2003

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