streptococcus marvelosus spp

The streptococcus marvelosus is a newly discovered species found in oshun state in Nigeria, it has draw the attention of the science world due to its virulence.. It has a mucoid black morphology with characteristic well extended posterior outgrowth.

The streptococcus marvelosus spp is a very dangerous promiscuous species

streptococcus marvelosus spp by Medical dialy August 9, 2018

Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl 

A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.

Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.

Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022

scriptococcus 

A disease that only occurs within a TV show, usually unexplained, for the purpose of eliminating the character.

It's tragic how Dave died of scriptococcus-right before he proposed to Karen. It was never meant to be.

scriptococcus by carljacksonfive June 23, 2018