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Streetlamp Le Moose 

An amazing man famous for being a gentleman and being extremely attractive. Different from all the guys, he wears the latest trends before they're known but he's not a hipster, he just makes things awesome. Treats all girls with respect and doesn't let the big guy phase him, he helps them instead. Helps out all his friends to get to there full potential. Eventually becomes president of the United States and gets the world back on track.
"With that, Streetlamp Le Moose existed the stage. Abigail waited in the wings for him, embracing him she whispered seductively 'Hello Mr. President.'"
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Streetmate

A person living in the same street as you. Similar to a housemate, but in the broader scale of a whole street.
Synonymous with neighbour.
My streetmates are all getting together for a street party at the end of the cul-de-sac.

streetrace 

cool people with nice cars who go up the station and talk about there motor
i wish i had a nice motor so i can go up the station
streetrace by Elmo January 30, 2005

Streetlore

The volatile knowledge bank purely based on what you hear from unknown people or casual acquaintances at stores, public transport, community centers, movie theaters etc.

Cousin of the expression folklore.

Streetlore could be often dangerously misleading pieces of information. So, do not follow everything you hear on the street. Pass it through your own common sense reasoning, gather corroborative knowledge, weigh the cost-befit ratio, and possibility of greater risks.

But many a times, you could bump into precious knowledge/solution/nirvana/cure/answers to stuff you have been seeking in a long time and accidentally so while in a public place through the phenomenon of streetlore. In such cases, normally a socially responsible and compassionate stranger would have offered you a piece of advice that you never got from any professional or friend despite frantic seeking.

If you want to spread some precious knowledge through streetlore, please always think and rethink if it is really precious for others and not just you, and not harmful to folks in general. If it was a bit of knowledge that you alone and no one else known to you benefited from, mention that to the stranger who receives your knowledge.

Don't be fixated on 'STREET' part of the streetlore, you could benefit or suffer damage from streetlore that goes on online too.
The streetlore I have learned is: 'Green peepers irritate your bowel more than red dried peppers'

The other streetlore I would like to propagate and caution you that it may not always work while propagating it is: 'apparently but falsely cold water seems to quench your thirst, but hot water or a hot beverage keeps you quenched for longer'

In India, streetlore sustains the folklore and traditional knowledge. People with half knowledge of a particular cure prod you into trying it. You, would in turn, use your wisdom whether to follow it and consult a tradition-expert, professional or book connected with it and find some help.

The worst examples of Streetlore can lead to entrapment in Ponzi Schemes, or Chickenpox swab trade and related inadvertent infections to children as it happened in the United States recently.
Streetlore by Fake Pundit January 2, 2012

streetrace 

Definition for modified cars, hot babes, and everything that is cool.
see www.streetrace.co.uk
streetrace by chink January 20, 2004

straitlaced 

a man or woman with deep moral convictions..A girl or guy with high moral standards that have respect for his/her body.A man or woman that will make your life a living hell if you date them AND you do not have the same sort of convictions they have.A man or woman that expects the best(but also gives it)at all times.Easy to hang with-- a chore to date.. LOL

Straitlaced chics man : Your chic is looking good dude!!!
His pal: Yeah she's even better in bed!!
Straitlaced chic: Shut the fuk up or your balls are gonners!!

Straitlaced mans gal:Woo WOO I love dancing on the bar.. Tee Hee all the men love looking at me!!
Her pal: Yeah this is fun WOOO HOOO
Straitlaced Man: Get the hell off the bar!! Are you my chic or some damned barsexuals!!
straitlaced by looneyballoonie April 15, 2008

Streetrake 

Ashleys dressed like a streetrake
Streetrake by travito September 25, 2007