Samuel Strecha

Samuel Strecha (Salvatore Phoenix) is a personality from Central Europe often pretending to be a human being. His actions are abstract and so is his existence. Incomprehensible creature.

“Hi, are the Samuel Strecha??”
“Vymy slki daa podla mna.”
“Wow.”

Samuel Strecha by ERIX_ March 24, 2021

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stretchy

it can mean anything. like legit anything in the world. put it in any sentence to describe anything.

"urggg i have a math test" -jermy placenta
"eww thts stretchy. i hate math" -ginlly

or...

"wow i loveee your outfit!! whered u get it??" -holly
"thanks! ik its stretchy, i got it at this stretchy store that im not going to reveal the name of!" -gina

:)

stretchy by ginlly March 15, 2010

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stretchy foreskin

A rather unpleasant result of the act of docking, the foreskin can stretch up to lengths of down to the ground.

Dan says to Gavin

Dan:"Crikey mate, you have a stretchy foreskin."

Gavin:"That's from all the docking mate."

stretchy foreskin by Dr. Docking April 22, 2018

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Stretchy Roger

A sexual act in which a male or female takes the vagina of a female and stretches it out with both hands. The full "Stretchy Roger" would be to complete the act of stretching the vagina over your head like a hat.

Man, I can't believe Billy and Emily pulled off a Stretchy Roger last night.

Stretchy Roger by 1Mudkip88 December 9, 2010