strawning

The refreshing, necessary process of stretching and yawning one must go through in the morning before he or she starts the day.

After she wakes up, Bree routinely spends 3-5 minutes each morning strawning prior to starting her other daily activities.

by Stephen Boognish December 27, 2006

Strawn

A combination of stretching and yawning.

Bob: Man that was a good strawn
Billy: Shut Up

by Colm.. January 21, 2009

Strawn

A person who's sister you want to fuck.

Dude did you see Chris's sister? Strawn.

by phatpappa November 17, 2012

strawn

The act of stretching and yawning simultaneously.

The man strawns before he rises from bed.

by this justin September 15, 2008

STRAWN

the act of stretching whilst yawning

I was feeling tired but nothing like a good STRAWN to wake you up.

by itsmebear34 January 13, 2015

Strawn

To be impaled with a straw.

Have you strawn any babies lately?

by Captain Tacos July 17, 2011

Macoy Strawn

The best person in the world. Everyone loves him and wants to have smooch-smooch time in bed. He is a absolute NIGGER-FAGGOT.

Bob:That kid over there is a macoy strawn.
Steve:You mean that retard.
Bob:Yea.
Steve:Yea he is.

by hskvbcak, February 23, 2017