Strawmoose

The way a straw flees around the perimeter of a cup when you try to take a drink from it without using your hands.

Originates from the word Vamoose, which means to flee or run away.

Joe: *fails to drink from a straw in a cup*
Jane: "Damn, bitch! You just got Strawmoosed!"

Strawmoose by RazzoClimhazzard June 10, 2007

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scramoose

A combination of scram and vamoose and my new favorite way to tell someone to go away.

You are really starting to annoy me. Now scramoose.

It's getting late and I have to work in the morning. Time for me to scramoose.

scramoose by SpaceDinosaur8000 September 22, 2016

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Strawmoose • scramoose • straimosexual

straimosexual

A straimosexual man is a man who publicly identifies as being heterosexual (straight) rather than bisexual (bi / bicurious) but who also engages sexually with other straight men, gay men (open and closeted) and bisexual men. He os an example of a man who has sex with other men (MSM). He enjoys both heterosexual privilege as well as gay (male same sex) sexual and erotic pleasure.

A: He isn’t gay or bi, he’s straimosexual and likes sexual experiences with men while at the same time identifying as straight or heterosexual.
B: You means that he’s ‘heteroflexible’? Or ‘mostly straight’?
A: Yup

straimosexual by I am not me October 31, 2018

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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