When you wake up in the morning after a long night of alcoholic beverage intake, can't walk straight, and have your neighbor to drive you to Ihop
"Man, I was so Strawed this morning. Thank god Rachel drove me."
by Bringingitwayback January 17, 2016
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the act of inserting coffee straws into the coin slot of a 4 or 2 quarter Foosball table/Jitz table, to get a free game. usually can work on pool tables and air hockey tables =)
"yo, damn, dude we played like 100 games for free, cause the owner strawed the tables for us"
by jitz freak August 11, 2005
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Someone that is very attractive and you would be very much unopposed to engaging in sexual congress with. Akin to boning,banging, tappin dat ass, knockin boots, making the beast with two backs (shakespeare reference y'all)
She's a mighty fine straw. Too bad I'm strawless in Seattle.
by Mookie123456 September 1, 2010
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A vape.
“Give me a straw, I fancy a bump.”
by DragonLadyDragon December 30, 2020
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No♡ straw albedo is nasty, he is literally chalk
by Brynn's best friend February 3, 2022
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A THING WITH 1 FUCKING HOLE!!!!!
Idiot: A straw has 2 holes
One smarty Boi: REEEEEEE THE STRAW HAS 1 HOLE
by OneSmartyBoi January 31, 2019
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Someone who 'sucks up' to their boss to get ahead.
Mike just bought the boss a coffee. He's such a straw.
by Ottmonster July 15, 2021
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