2 definitions by PhatCoochieLips

Wallet

Men, AKA easily replaceable accessories.

"Women aren't funny"
"Neither are men"
"H-HUMOR IS SUBJECTIVE, DISHWASHER"
"Why am I surrounded by fucking wallets"

by PhatCoochieLips June 11, 2020

Straight Cis White Male

People who often can't take their own medicine or accept that they're not oppressed.

Mike: "Lmao if only white people could season their food!"
John: "IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED, YOU'D CALL ME A RACIST! STUPID racial slur!"
Mike: "They already are, stfu man. Straight cis white males really are the biggest snowflakes."

by PhatCoochieLips May 30, 2020