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a much cooler, awesomer, funnier, and adventurous-er Shakespeare!
"What are you reading? It looks intense..."

"Oh, it's just another book by kaitlyn stowers."
by areyallhavinagoodtime February 16, 2013
hottest bitch out, justin bieber has confirmed he is in love with her, awkward for caitlin beadles
Caitlin Beadles: I wish i was a hot stower
Person: You will never be a stower.
Caitlin: AMEN
by cbeadlescat August 05, 2010