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shortscale 

to shortscale - To devote one's time heroically to the promotion of the TPOR and generation of roffles.
I've nothing to do at work, i'll shortscale
shortscale by deadonkey November 22, 2007
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Stormcalypse

When weather forecasters over exaggerate an upcoming weather pattern. This is (especially by weather forecasters). These “predictions” cause panic/fear. These events lead to stores have little provisions such as milk, eggs, bread, water, batteries, etc.
Dude, did you hear about the upcoming stormcalypse?
The stormcalypse is set to hit two weeks from three days ago.
Stormcalypse by quepdahl December 6, 2013

Stormpale 

The pale color that a person turns when they’ve been indoors for way too long, like when the weather is really bad for too long a time. Often used to describe gamers who don’t go outside for a prolonged period.
That guy was Stormpale. He must have been stuck indoors with the bad weather.
Stormpale by RambunctiousSphinx December 31, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026