stipdick 

Someone who brags about having a 6 foot long dick, when they actually have a millimeter peter and don't want to disgrace every man in mother Russia. The best way to tell if someone is trying compensate for their tick tac is if they have a long staff. An example is any wizard from lord of the rings.

Gandalf is a real stipdick.

stipdick by Frodo Saggins September 12, 2017

Stepdick 

A stepdad who is a totaly dick.

Bob: Do you think you can go to the party tonight?
Me: No my stupid Stepdick said I can't.
Bob: Awww man!

Stepdick by Mrs.Kitty292 July 20, 2011

Stropdick 

When someone is being angry/ stroppy for small reasons.

Stop being such a stropdick!

Stropdick by Danieldailycb September 21, 2023

Stupdick

(stoop-dick) n/adj.
1. Used to refer to someone who is stupid and also a dick.
2. Used to descibed a poorly thought-out choice made by someone who could also be called a stupdick.
3. Someone who is acting obnoxious/idiotic/annoying/stupid over a certain period of time.

1. "That guy is a major stupdick."
2. "Why would you play volleyball, Ben? That is such a stupdick idea."
3. "Quit being such a stupdick, Bryan. It's pissing me off!"

Stupdick by behemgansta October 18, 2008

Spoondick  

One night of passion between a woman and a man ends with the cry "Pull out!" coming from the woman.. In a hasty withdrawl in the motion of a spoon, the male accidently leaves a few droplets of his retarded DNA.

Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.

Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.

The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.

Look at that Spoondick! How the hell did that Spoondick get her?!?
What a spooner, he must have money.

Spoondick by william graham January 29, 2007

Spoondick 

An Insult. A replacement to the term "Dickhead".

Explanation: "Imagine a spoon. Imagine a spoon as my dick. Imagine that I could scoop things out with my spoondick. Now THAT is stupid!"

Hey Spoondick, get to the back!

Go wank somewhere else, spoondick.

Timmy, you spoondick!

etc

Spoondick by Thebestfrenchie October 27, 2009

Stookicked

The uncontrollable urge to do jumping jacks....or, what happens when you don't clean your belly-button.

If your're stookicked, get out of the car!!!! or- if you don't clean your belly-button, you'll be stookicked!!

Stookicked by auntieS January 13, 2011