pool o' stool

a confined area filled with water in which fecal matter can be stored indefinitely

Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"

Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"

Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"

pool o' stool by heythewhat January 7, 2012

Get merch

Get the pool o' stool mug.

See more merch

increased stool output

when you dont want people to know you have diarrhea you call it increased stool output or ISO for short

oh man after i ate that burrito yesterday i had increased stool output for hours!

increased stool output by nympsued July 25, 2009

Get merch

Ellenville Office Stool

When a man stands up from his desk, slowly removes his clothes and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.

Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.

Ellenville Office Stool by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022

Get merch

voluntary loss of stool

When you have to leave a shit (I know, it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't take a shit, you leave a shit!), you tell whomever is nearby that you need to go and experience voluntary loss of stool.
This is the most gentle, curse-free way to say that you need to go and pinch a loaf.

{Paul}: Hold on a few minutes there George, I need to run and have voluntary loss of stool!
{George}: Ok, whatever Paul. :-/

voluntary loss of stool by Telephony December 30, 2014