humorous term for in-car seat warmers
Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?
by JSMAX October 5, 2010
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An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."
by RunawayPanda January 20, 2014
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A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
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