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The Shot Knights are a group of dedicated individuals bent on the spread of fun, friends and drinking. With its sole existance comprised of defending the honor of drinking and spreading the word of alcohol, Shot Knights will conquer all evil by the mere act of taking a shot.
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Forged in the bars and living rooms of Houston, the Shot Knights shall march on in the name of drinking and just having a damn good time. Official members of the USBDT, the Shot Knights are here to represent their drinking bretheren in body and in spirit. Raise one and toast the Shot Knights...
Visit them: www.shotknights.com
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Forged in the bars and living rooms of Houston, the Shot Knights shall march on in the name of drinking and just having a damn good time. Official members of the USBDT, the Shot Knights are here to represent their drinking bretheren in body and in spirit. Raise one and toast the Shot Knights...
Visit them: www.shotknights.com
The Shot Knights are here to drink and drink they shall. Watch out for those bottles of liquor, for they will be empty very soon...
by e-rips August 14, 2006
Get the Shot Knights mug.The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.
Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.
His dad never let him use the car again...
His dad never let him use the car again...
by e-rips January 25, 2007
Get the Poo Lagoon mug.The accumulation of a large group of males into a small area or enclosed room/house/party. The absence of females makes this situation very homoerotic and can convert some borderline homocurious males into the act of "fagging out".
The only known cure is the introduction of a set of breasts and a vagina. Most often preferred together as a set, but can be introduced seperately...
The only known cure is the introduction of a set of breasts and a vagina. Most often preferred together as a set, but can be introduced seperately...
Dirk and the rest of the football team went over to Stu's house for a keg party. It was supposed to be "man night", so no cheerleaders were invited.
When I got there the Cock Broth was so thick I bumped my thigh against at least 4 jock straps on the way to the bathroom. These guys need to add some vaginas to this party... quick!
When I got there the Cock Broth was so thick I bumped my thigh against at least 4 jock straps on the way to the bathroom. These guys need to add some vaginas to this party... quick!
by e-rips April 13, 2007
Get the Cock Broth mug.A homosexual man who gets analy destroyed by various partners, one vicious pounding session after another. After time the queer's Battered Cavern gets very round and open, but very tempting and aromatic to other queers. Thus, making him a regular colon-ary delight to the likes of the rectal loving community.
;the pillow biting version of a female slut
;the pillow biting version of a female slut
Garth was looking for a littel anal getaway to store his gay groin in. Garth warmed his cold member up in Dylan's Queer Oven and they both enjoyed the spoils of thier feces lined caverns
by e-rips November 4, 2004
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A term used to describe a massively mangled colon. Deriving from the condition of the overused hole during male or femal anal intercourse. Sometimes getting so "battered" that said hole is left gaping and hanging.
A term used to describe a massively mangled colon. Deriving from the condition of the overused hole during male or femal anal intercourse. Sometimes getting so "battered" that said hole is left gaping and hanging.
Mary was saving herself for marriage, so the only way she could divulge in her lusty desires was to indulge in the anal intercourse. She was commonly bent over so much that she is almost a permanent hunch back.
In time, her ass turned into such a BATTERED CAVERN that we could hear echos when she farted.
In time, her ass turned into such a BATTERED CAVERN that we could hear echos when she farted.
by e-rips December 15, 2003
Get the Battered Cavern mug.A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
Get the the stool softener mug.A term describing a large pool of semen ejaculated onto or into a man or woman's body. The 'giver' expels a massive warm, creamy load somewhere on or in the 'receiver', leaving a sense of acomplishment to both people.
Jimmy left a 'Hot Pint" on Kristy's back after about 3 whole minutes of intense pounding of her Battered Cavern in the bathroom at that party last weekend.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
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