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When a person offers themselves up as an apologist for anyone onto whom they can project a victim identity. This is common among narcissistic "White ally" anti-racists who lack the courage of their convictions, and instead seek a purely performative alternative to surrendering their own privilege.
She was willing to stoogefy herself on behalf of a dishonest colleague, solely because the colleague was a member of a visible minority group.

Tom Stoolery 

When taking a shit at work becomes the most productive thing you've done all day.
Dont go in the bathroom for about 20 minutes. I just preformed a legendary Tom Stoolery
Tom Stoolery by Jimboslice1985 October 22, 2019

Stoogüer 

A dirty wet fart, that ripples the pants
I was totally going to get laid untill I ripped a nasty Stoogüer
Stoogüer by Bbeernuts October 6, 2015
Someone who stoops below another persons level in an argument.
Don't be a stoober, let it go Bro.

(man 1) "Your the dumbest person I know. "
(man 2) "Oh yeah... You sleep with sheep."

Man 2 is a stoober.
stoober by DjStarr January 15, 2016
Don't make me pull my stooger out!
stooger by Sarar December 9, 2008
n. A nose that closely resembles a strawberry because of its quantities of blackheads that resembles a strawberrys seeds.
That girl would be goodlooking if not for her stooger and her jangatits.

or

I ate the ripe fruit that was infact a stooger.
stooger by BigRy2 June 9, 2005