Top Definition
Stoned, unmotivated, idiot, boring, fiend, clumsy, greedy, selfish, unsociable, silly, lazy friend/person.

But also a word which can be used for lot of different things'.
Stop been such a fuckin "stoob" and come out with your friends' you paranoid blazer.
Playing a poker machine, you loose all your money "hitting the machine" you fuckin stoob.
Your stoner friend is doing something so simple and basic yet he cant help but been so clumsy and -re(Short for retard)', "such a stoob".

Your blazed out friend says something he thinks is quite funny', eeeeeerrr, shaking your head, laughing at his pointless remarks, "fuckin stoob".
Waiting over-time for pizza to be delivered "where and what the fuck are these stoobs doing with our pizza".
by SteevO in auz June 08, 2009
good quality,
that watch is stoob!
by Peter Evans February 20, 2004
A very old lady that has boobs sagging to her stomach. Stomach + Boobs = Stoobs.
Tommy: Look at that old lady!
Katie: I know! Just look at her stoobs.
Tommy: They are so gross.
by AzKtEGTwus October 12, 2011
An extremely attractive individual, this person tends to be very funny and athletic and is often associated with a 1940's WWII era haircut. He makes the same jokes consistently,with increasing success, and is the envy of adult male and female alike
That Stoob won the state championship and stole my girl
by Stoob May 14, 2015
noun- a cigarette

verb- smoke a cigarette
"I'm smokin a stoob"

"I need to go stoob"

"Just stoobin over here"
by itsjustmesmokin January 10, 2012
turd or shit
"I just shoved a big stoob out my ass."
"I just took the biggest stoob."
by stoob this October 18, 2012
An noun used to refer to a stupid or dumb person. Usually novices in experience. A term used to denote mild mental retardation. A "stupid noob".
Person #1: Really? So he's just going to Taser himself in the crotch?

Person #2: Yup, what a stoob.
by Kordwaly January 03, 2011

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