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stonecold stunner 

A very popular wrestling move comprising of a kick to the stomach and a (get ready for this) sitout three quarter facelock neckbreaker, such a move belonged to "Stonecold Steve Austin", the move has also been known as the "whipper snapper", however, althogh it is very popular, this move is very ineffective and is more likely to cause more damage the person performing the move then the victim, but it still kicks ass.
JR: Oh my gaawwdd!!!!!!!
Lawler:He dropped the stonecold stunner!!!
JR: Oh my gawwdd!!!
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stoneroids

Polaroids taken of people smoking pot, usually used to hide one's smoking habits from parents who like to develop pictures using traditional cameras.
"Our stoneroids came out excellent in this lighting."
stoneroids by flores negras January 2, 2009

stongolo  

"up your ass." in terms of a toast, it literaly means to the health of your asshole.
Stongolo you piece of shit.

Here's to the new bride and groom, stongolo.
stongolo by Matthew J. October 9, 2007

Stonecold Susan 

A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.
My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!

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My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!

stoneroid 

a fun way to refer to a total pothead
a couple of stoneroids were hanging out behind the school
stoneroid by KingMagnus March 1, 2023

stonemaldonado 

like stonewalling, but an advanced art where the socratic method is ground to a halt by an artful combination of unneccessary questions, dramatic pauses, and irrelevant personal reflections.
when asked about criminal law, the student paused, then spoke about the escapades of an old friend from el paso, then asked, "but what do you mean by that again?"

stonecoldpat

Stonecoldpat to be the best stoner around
Stonecoldpat stones on stones
stonecoldpat by stonecoldpat December 31, 2003