stomache

A condition certainly having nothing to do with an aforementioned idiot who can't spell "stomach." Those of us who have the ability to read might note that said idiot used the correct spelling of "stomach" in the definition... bitchcunt :)

I hope you get a stomache--preferably as a result of some chronic, fatal illness--and die.

by Popsicle II October 17, 2006

Stomach

The ability to turn something into shit. Includes, but not limited to: breaking an object or device, unable to successfully complete a process or routine, or generally F*ing something up.

John: Will borrowed my phone just to give it back to me with a broken screen.

Mike: Will is such a stomach.

by Comandante_Maje June 20, 2010

stomaching

Light petting performed with the hands and fingers on someone else's stomach.

Eric was stomaching Sidney.
Stomaching is okay, right?

by Willito April 30, 2006

Stomachable

Having to deal with coworkers and business associates that you would really rather not have to unless you were dead or your life depended on it.

The conference call today was barely stomachable that I had with Tony, Art & John.

by d-man with a plan January 8, 2010

Stomach

The worst word in the human language I hate it with a passion. The word stomach would kick your dog

Person 1:” did you hear the word stomach eats babies”

Person 2:” omg really “

by I FUCKING HATE THE WORD STOMAC September 29, 2020

Stomach

I fucking hate this word. It sucks

Person 1: “ stomach “
Person 2: stabs person 1 in the stomach

by I FUCKING HATE THE WORD STOMAC September 29, 2020

zoro on the stomach

The act of pulling out just before ejaculation and shooting semen on the stomach of your partner. You must keep jacking off with your hand and leave at least 2 (trails) of semen. If the semen is just shot it one blob, sadly you have not accomplished this move.

She wouldn't let me cum inside her so I went zoro on the stomach.

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016