no taste like stolen melon 

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!

Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

no taste like stolen melon by I, Wreckerrr July 9, 2021

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face! by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

Stolen bike 

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.

The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC

Stolen bike by sdkhgas April 19, 2006

Stolen moments 

The time when you leave aside work and other daily routines to do something you really care.

Babe, can I steal a hug from you?

But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !

Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments

Stolen moments by Babe01! June 15, 2017

Stole-On 

To punch someone in the face without the other person having a CLUE that it's coming

Did you see that? Bob just got Stole-On!

Stole-On by The OrrAcle May 6, 2010

Stoneonta 

Unofficial nickname for SUNY Oneonta since a lot of people smoke marijuana at this college. (Recruitment will say different)

Many people who smoke marijuana go to Stoneonta.

Stoneonta by C1ofUnknown March 16, 2005

Stole on 

An african-american term for getting punched unexpectedly.

Dat nigga ray ray got stole on by ma nigga lil ray ray wen he was talkin dat shit.

Stole on by Mr. Jizzmeister September 23, 2009