stoddenize 

a process of the loss of composure that overcomes a male when presented with the figure of a female with an overly-endowed, and usually artificially enlarged

Attributed to the show-off antics of Courtney Stodden and the similarity in sound to sodomize.

Look at the broad. She gives me this stoddenize feeling.
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stoddenize by Shilonian August 30, 2013

Stoudemize 

(v) To dominate in an especially vigorous manner, like Amare Stoudemire, sometimes referring to anal penetration; the act of performing stoudomy

Ahh, I forgot to write up that report. My boss is totally going to stoudemize me.

Stoudemize by Dirty Dinosaur May 30, 2010