Stockman effect

When someone has no scientific knowledge and apparently lacks the ability to comprehend it and proclaims to know the truth about scientific facts. This is usually for political and/or financial reasons but can also be as a result of believing something regardless of evidence to the contrary.

Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) suffered the Stockman effect when he tried to coin a non-scientific theory about climate science based on his own misguided ideas of how the scientific method works and tried to call it "the Stockman effect".

Stockman effect by catsgotmytongue November 30, 2014

Evan Stockman 

Just a very sexy man

Geez that Evan Stockman guy is super hot

Evan Stockman by GreenLanternMan August 15, 2021

Stickman 

A man who enjoys considerable success with many beautiful women, but crucially, at no cost to his reputation. Thought to have been coined by Sylvester Stallone in reference to Burgess Meredith, and popularised by the actor Michael Rapaport on his I Am Rapaport: Stereo Podcast. Examples of world-class stickmen include Leonardo DiCaprio, Prince, Derek Jeter, Warren Beatty and Wilt Chamberlain.

Prince was a world-class stickman. When we talk about stickmen, he's in the top five. Longevity, quality, quantity, lack of information that got out, but when you saw him he was constantly with a dime-piece. From 79 through the 80s, through the 90s - laying pipe. A renowned Stickman, with stealth. A gold-standard cocksman."

Stickman by VoodooJazzCafe June 14, 2017

Based Stickman 

Otherwise known as the "Alt-Knight". He is the protector of all people and things right winged. He came to a pro-Trump rally dressed in a hoodie, knee pads, a fume mask, goggles, and a baseball helmet bearing a big stick and a shield with an American flag. At the Third Battle of Berkeley March 6th, 2017 he broke his stick over the head of an antifa commie. This patriot will go down in history for his battle prowess, and the protector of the peaceful pro-Trump supporters.

"Did you see that guy with a shield over there?" "Yeah, that's Based Stickman, the Alt-Knight."

Based Stickman by Yodaman1219 March 6, 2017

Sockman

one who is in-tune with nature, a earthen warrior that fights all who oppose him, the top ten most bad-ass mother fuckers you've ever meet. A Sockman has no morals and will kill anyone who annoys him, he is represented by the color green and only answers to higher powers or people of equal strength, usually his friends.

(Bill) Did you see Sockman?

(Ted): Yeah, that dude nearly killed me!

(Bill): I know, he's like God or something!

Sockman by Sockman January 15, 2009

chris stuckmann 

I grew up with this definition

Stuckmann grew up with urban dictionary

chris stuckmann grew up with everything including YOU, your mom, Amazon.com, cocaine, god, the cure for cancer, ALL OF IT!

I grew up with chris stuckmann and you grew up with chris Stuckmann whether you like it or not!

chris stuckmann by WitchesNsnitches_> September 1, 2022

stickman 

someone who sticks up for you, someone who has your back in a fight

Some dude was talkin shit, so me and my stickman set him straight.

stickman by layman March 16, 2005