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stirring the porridge 

sloppy seconds with a girl after someone has recently ejaculated inside her

thefore you stir the porridge
guy 1: i just fucked that dirty midget
guy 2: i did her ten minutes ago
guy 1: Shit i was stirring the porridge
stirring the porridge by troyaqwerty February 22, 2009

Stirring the Porridge 

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

porridge stirring 

To go where another man has boldy gone before
A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)
porridge stirring by Anonymous November 6, 2003

stirring dirty porridge 

To have stirred someones dirty porridge is to realise that you and your brother/friend have had sex with the same girl
'stirring dirty porridge', an emotional short story by imthesean.

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1- 'Bro, me and Emma got it on last night'

'Emma from down the road?'

'Yeh man'

'But i had sex with her last week'

'O SHI-'

(3rd person) 'Baha! youve been stirring his dirty porridge!'

Stirring the chocolate porridge 

A variation of the deviant sexual act of dumping on someones chest. Stirring the chocolate porridge involves defacating on your partners chest and then ejucalating into it. Once your partner has this juicy mix all over their chest you mix it around with your hard cock in order to heighten your sexual experience
I had fun stirring the chocolate porridge all over jenny's breasts last night
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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