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2 definitions by imthesean

 
1.
To have stirred someones dirty porridge is to realise that you and your brother/friend have had sex with the same girl
'stirring dirty porridge', an emotional short story by imthesean.

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1- 'Bro, me and Emma got it on last night'

'Emma from down the road?'

'Yeh man'

'But i had sex with her last week'

'O SHI-'

(3rd person) 'Baha! youve been stirring his dirty porridge!'
by imthesean August 08, 2009
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2.
That smelly kid whoes always around.

Any loser, geek, nerd or socially retarded person. usually has crooked glasses, and/or greasy hair.

Calling someone named Barry 'a barry' will lead to confusion from them and laughs are had by all
1 - 'come on mate, it'll be funny'

'no way, we'll get into trouble'

'god ur such a barry'

2 - 'haha did u see what barry was doing in the toilets? what a barry'

by imthesean February 24, 2009
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