Stirfried

To be outdrawn in a poker game, when you have the obviously superior hand, and then to whine about it for hours.

Did you see that hand history? Man, he really got stirfried.

by MonkeyAccount August 3, 2005

stirfry

an alternative way of saying "alright"
or what a drunk tramp used to say

shall we go out?
yeah thats cool
*random person "STIRFRY!!"

by joanna December 5, 2004

when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.

Man that broad gave me a sick ass shanghai stirfry last night!

by browneyediver January 22, 2009

A sex act where a womans vagina is so loose that a man must fit his hand in and masterbate inside her.

Marrya has been around so much, the only way to get off from her is a Minnesota Stirfry.

by MKM Joe March 23, 2007

Someone who resembles a vegetable in any way, shape, or form. Generally of the legume variety and usually short and/or disabled.

That stirfry had to use the electric shopping cart at Costco.

by Joshypester January 13, 2021

When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman

Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?

by ChinkBob August 23, 2019