A shit that refuses to let go of one's anus. They like to hang onto hair, cheek, and
whatever else they can get a hold of. They tends to have a consistency similar to that of uncooked pizza-dough, and take considerable contraction of the sphincter to
break loose. This often creates a huge mess, and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to clean up, leaving the bearer's
asshole very raw.
They generally occur when the bearer hasn't eaten enough fiber.