3 definitions by DARKFiB3R
A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.
Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015
I love it when she gives me a clit wank, before I kick her back doors in, and finish her off with a donkey punch.
by DARKFiB3R June 13, 2015
aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.
"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.
"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.
Fuck out, with your stinky shit-eye.
by DARKFiB3R June 15, 2019