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stinky sanchez

The performer takes a finger and inserts it into their buttcrack until a healthy brown smudge is harvested. An unsuspecting victim is then carefully and quietly approached, and at the right moment the dirty digit is rubbed/smeared on the victim, in the thin space above their upper lip and below their nostrils.
The result, a brown and smelly temporary moustache, is known as the "stinky sanchez." Alternative titles include the "dirty hitler," "brown rollie" and "tom selleck."
For extra points, perform it on a sleeping victim.
My roommate Tom fell asleep on the couch, and i gave him a dirty sanchez. He woke up and walked around the house with it for a while before he looked in the mirror and started shouting.
by coochietodd June 18, 2004
mugGet the stinky sanchezmug.

stinky sanchez

to rub a selected finger all over your ass region the apply "stinky sanchez" on a un suspected persons beer or beverage. also known ass a dirty sanchez
f#$k that guy man, im gana give him a stinky sanchez when hes not lookin'.
by stoph December 6, 2003
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STINKY SANCHEZ

a true stinky sanchez is just this. please excuse any racial undertones, but this is how i learned it. when a mexican or latino male can't grow the thin whispy mustache that his amigos can so he insers his finger in his butthole till he gets a chocolate chip on the end of said finger and then proceeds to paint a mustache on his upper lip.
dude that fuckin beaner has the worst stinky sanchez.
by vague1 April 14, 2005
mugGet the STINKY SANCHEZmug.

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