stoph's definitions

kick stand

a erect penis also known as a "boner".

i woke up in the morning with a mean case of cotton mouth, i rolled over to get a drink of water put i couldent reach it because my kick stand was out !!!!

by stoph September 1, 2004

eye candy

someone you find attractive

when i was walking the mall i scoped out some nice eye candy

by stoph March 1, 2004

B.R.G

acranim standing for big retarted guy.a large man with extremely bad body odor.must have board out anus hole.known for hibernating for multiple months at a time.also masterbates excesivly at home and in the bathroom at work.

hey b.r.g. i saw you breaking into the morg. last night to make love to dead anus. your such a neckrofecalfeliac.

by stoph March 1, 2004

speed hack

a lame ass cheat used in counter strike that makes u run like 10 times quicker then anyone else

wheres a admin at anal sex with a black woman is hax hes running a speed hax

by stoph April 6, 2005

stinky sanchez

to rub a selected finger all over your ass region the apply "stinky sanchez" on a un suspected persons beer or beverage. also known ass a dirty sanchez

f#$k that guy man, im gana give him a stinky sanchez when hes not lookin'.

by stoph December 6, 2003

skeet cohee

to throw still warm seamen on someones back or body part

i skeet cohee'ed on cory yesterday

by stoph March 1, 2004

jocko

to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.

mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink

by stoph December 6, 2003