stoph's definitions

jocko

to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.

mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink

by stoph December 6, 2003

skeet cohee

to throw still warm seamen on someones back or body part

i skeet cohee'ed on cory yesterday

by stoph March 1, 2004

sierra nevada

beer,one of the best pale al's ive ever had

listen bitch i want a sieera nevada pale al right F'en NOW !

by stoph April 6, 2005

speed hack

a lame ass cheat used in counter strike that makes u run like 10 times quicker then anyone else

wheres a admin at anal sex with a black woman is hax hes running a speed hax

by stoph April 6, 2005

the lawnmower

a comical dance move. first start out by starting the mower by pulling the chord start then cruse your virtual mower around the dance floor and be admired by all. the posibilitys are endless with this one so have fun and be safe.

when felling overwelmed by all thoes new fancy dance moves dont worry about your two left feet.the lawnmower is a all american favorite.

by stoph March 1, 2004

B.R.G

acranim standing for big retarted guy.a large man with extremely bad body odor.must have board out anus hole.known for hibernating for multiple months at a time.also masterbates excesivly at home and in the bathroom at work.

hey b.r.g. i saw you breaking into the morg. last night to make love to dead anus. your such a neckrofecalfeliac.

by stoph March 1, 2004

skincaso

to use permanite sharpy or any black marker to make your own master piece on any passed out drunk.

dude, we went to oz fest last night and i skincaso'ed a huge penis on that guys face. later that day we had seen him walking around and everyone was laughing at him and he couldent even wash it off.

by stoph December 6, 2003