Forget
Jesus. If God took the form of a mortal man, that man would be Stifler, and the American Pie series would be his
Bible.
He is THE man. A symbol of pure masculinity in
today's modern sea of girly boys. He speaks his
mind, and utters such profound and prophetic statements as "Eat shit, shit-brick". He is desired by women and men (of a certain sexual orientation) everywhere, due to his rugged good looks, and manly charm.
Through his ridiculing of those with a low level of social skills, he is
single-handedly responsible for all human evolution and cultural development.
He is the the best example of what Freidrich Nietzsche would consider to be the "Overman", he is the
peak of human development, the elite of the species, the great creator. He is what all mankind aspires to become.
He is Stifler.
