When you use a piece of toilet paper you had just blown your nose in to wipe your ass, hoping the mucus would act as an adhesive and pick up any particles left behind. May also be used when low on toilet paper, but desperate. Named after the Minecraft object.
Barry was unfortunate enough to have both the cold and the flu at the same time, and when low on toilet paper, resorted to the Sticky Piston to kill two birds with one stone.
Take someone who is face down ass up and lube up your arm and repeatedly punch them in the asshole until your wholefist and arm enter. After it is in, then proceed to pump your clenched fist in and out. Making your arm bend and extend having the look of how a piston works. Hence… The Stinky Piston.
If you don’t shut up, I’m gonna give you a Stinky Piston!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'